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PATI PATNI 

Pati ko Bhojpuri bolne ka bhut sawaar hua

Kahi se usne kuch shayari suni, Aur usne

Apni patni ko wo Bhojpuri shayari sunai ,

Arz he... Taajmahal koun chiz ba , hum ekro se

Bara imarat bana deb,,

Mumtaaz to mar ke dafan hoil rahe ,

Toke sasuri hum Jinda dafna deb......

PYAAR KA INSUANCE 

Kash pyaar ka bhi insurance hota

Pyaar karne se pehle premium bharwaya jata,

Pyaar me wafa mile to thik WARNA ,

Bewafaoon pe jo kharch hota uska claim to

Mil jata...

SMS PENDING

Meri prem kahani ka kya ajeeb ending tha,

Meri prem kahani ka kya ajeeb ending tha,

Mera propose kiya messege ,

Kambakth who uski shadi tak pending tha...

BADALTI MUMTAAZ

Taajmahal kisi ke liye ek ajooba hai,

To kisi ke liye pyaar ka ehsaas hai,

Hamare tumhare liye to bakwaas hai,

Kyo ki roz badalti humari mumtaaz hai ...

BIWI DUSRE KI

Arz kiya hai..... Beijjati aur biwi ajeeb chiz hoti hai,

Beijjati aur biwi ajeeb chiz hot hai,

Achi tabhi lagti hai jab kisi aur ki hoti hai...

EXAM KA PEAPER 

Dost ke puchne par peaper kaisa tha 

Dilli wala : Bohut acha tha

Mumbai wala : Thik tha

Assam wala : Val asil 

Bihar wala : Peaper wa to kuch na rahal

Kintu medum bohut mast rahal dekhte hi man

Hariyaai gail....

PYAAR KA IZHAAR 

Pehli baar kisi chehre par nigah tehri hai,

Uski Aankhe sagar se bhi gehri hai,

Thak gaya mein apna pyaar ka izhaar karte karte,

Tab pata chala ki wo behri hai...

ENGLISH BAAT 

Arz kiya hai ....   

Koi Aankho se baat kar leta hai,

Koi Aankho mein baat kar leta hai,

Bada muskil hota hai jawaab dena yaaron ,

Jab koi English mein baat kar leta hai ...

SUNNY LEONI

Teri  duniya mein koi gum naa ho,

Teri khusiyaan kabhi kam naa ho,

Bhagwaan tujhe aisi item dey,,

Jo sunny leoni se kam na ho...

LOAN PASS

Pyaar tohume bhi karna tha ,

Par kuch khaas nahi hua ,

Taajmahal to hume bhi banana tha,

Par afsos loan pass nahi hua...

BAAP KI MAAR

Naa goliyon ki bochar se,

Naa talwaar ki dhar se,

Banda darta hai to sirf,

Apne BAAP ki maar se... 

 KHUJLI KI RAAT 

Aaj tumpe Aanso ki barsat hogi,

Phir wohi Andheri kaali raat hogi ,

SMS na karke tumne jo dil dukhaya mera

Jaa tere badan mein khujli saari raat hogi...

T-SHIRT 

Yu mat khich tu mujhe apne taraf mere sanam,

Brended T-shirt hai fat gai na ,, to

Bohot maar khayegi Maa kasam...

NEROLEC PAINT

Hum to pehle se hi darte the,

Suna tha ki diwaroon ke bhi kaan hote haii,

Ab NEROLEC paint wale dara rahe he,

Bolte hai ki diware bol uthegi ...

MEHENDI 

Usne hathoon par mehendi laga rakhi thi,

Humne bhi baarat saja rakhi thi,

Humko pata tha ki bewafa niklegi , Isliye 

Humne usi saheli pata rakhi thi...

AALU KI SABJI 

Aalu ki sabji mein nimbu nichor du ,

Mein teri yaad mein khana pina chor du,

TU ab kitna bhaw khayegi yaar ,, man karta hai

Tere piche gali ke kutte chor du...

SCREENTOUCH MOBILE

Ajeeb se tere nakhre, Ajeeb se tere style

Ajeeb se tere nakhre, Ajeeb e tere style

Naakh pochne ki to tameez nhi , 

Aur hath mein liye ghume screen touch mobile...